My cartoon D&D page...

This aweful show was arranged thus:

The "Heroes":

To annoying to live... "Bobby" and "Uni"

(A pre-teen boy with an over-powered club, and that annoying "magik" colt...)

"Diana", a young athletic girl with a "magic staff"...

The cravenly Eric, possessing a powerful shield... The cowardly...

The jock...
(The obvious blonde leader-boy, Hank...)

The geek... The young boy with a conjuration hat, "Presto"...

The invisible-cloaked theif, "Shiela" The bimbette...

Our "heroes" get dumped in a fantasy setting, very different from their modern world.

A typical fantasy city...

And behind it all...
Dungeon Master...
(Calling himself "Dungeon Master", an unlikely name at best...)

They are dumped between Tiamat:

And her intended prey, "Uni"...

Somehow, they draw her into a conflict with the main "villian"...

He needs another horn....
(He's known as "Venger")

Who, of course, resides in a spooky castle:
They need better achitechs...

Is served by a vile "Shadow Demon":

And some more original side-kicks...

And his usual goons, the Lizardmen...

All too painfully predictable, and badly written. The only highlight being that Venger turns out to be Dungeon Master's son..?

And now what we did with all this:

First, we basically dumped everybody but Venger and Shadow Demon...

Next, we "trumped him up" a bit, meaning he could actually hit the broad side of a barn within 100 paces with his spells...

And last, the GM made sure he always got away..!

'Nuff said...

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